(beginning at 4:40am).

1. A Vietnamese advertisement for a white gelatinous product, about the size and texture of a large rice cake, that lives in a little sack. The sack is shaped like an eyeglasses case. The rice cake can be rolled onto your pants and carpets in order to collect pet fur, and then placed back into its case.

2. A reel that begins with a cheerful-looking woman walking through a field. The caption says, “I told my boyfriend that I wanted to detox the worms from my body.” Cut to a jubilant, bearded man of 30 in tall rain boots, grinning at the camera. The caption reads “That’s great babe! 80% of people have parasitic worms and don’t even know it.”
Cut to what looks like dried out bits of apple skin on a paper towel. “These are liver flukes. Comment ‘deworm’” to find out how to detox them. Hundreds comment: “DEWORM”, “OMG DEWORM”, “WTFFF DEWORM”, “DEWORM!”

3. A video of Kamala Harris walking out of a Southern-style diner.
“Madam Vice President, did you hear Hamas has accepted a cease-fi—"
“Shrimp and grits! Hahaha” she responds, coyly.